Are you a homosexual man twisted by drugs into a crude mockery of nature? Do you believe that you will become a real woman by getting rid of your dick and balls? If the answer to any of those questions is yes, then I recommend you to get rid of your balls by castrating yourselves. Now I know you're saying to yourself, " Tanish, I think it is very unsafe to castrate yourself at home. We should leave that to the professionals they know what they are doing and I don't want to risk my life. My name is Devon by the way ". Well fuck you, Devon, you are a gay bitch. We will do this at home because I'm not going to let those money-hungry faggots touch my balls. Now that we have that out of the way. Here are Scientifically Proven ways to castrate yourself at home #1. The Nut Cracker Technique This is a total DIY method. For those idiots who don't know what DIY is, DIY stands for Do It Yourself. which means I will show you the finest method to help